10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You have to piss with the dick you have