10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?