10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water