10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com