10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.