10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."