10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion