10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!