10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth