10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels