10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.