10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer