10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.