10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.