10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.