10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
It's Free To Fold...
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
in the poker game of life women are the rake