10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"