10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion