10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.