10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.