10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow