10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."