10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss