10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.