10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.