10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water