10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus