10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!