10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• It's Free To Fold...