10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier