10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• It's Free To Fold...