10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus