10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.