10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.