10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."