10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)