10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers