10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers