10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"