10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)