10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss