10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-