10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus