10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."