10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth