10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.