10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for loners.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth