10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"