10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!