10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.